THE ZEN OF JOE FRIDAY: NIELSEN AUDIO EDITION

Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. 

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

"Sergeant Joe Friday: “The subject was booked under Section 601 - in danger of leading an idle, dissolute, or immoral life.” 

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 "Benjie 'Blue Boy' Carver: My hair's green and I'm a tree!"

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Detective: The first two blows with the hammer killed him.
Joe Friday: Yea, and the next four changed his personality."

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"Sergeant Joe Friday: By the way, what do you do for a living?
Systems Analyst: I'm a systems analyst, myself.
Sergeant Joe Friday: Oh? What's a systems analyst do?
Systems Analyst: I analyze systems.
Sergeant Joe Friday: Makes sense."

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